You can say what you like about Prince Charles...

...but he makes bloody good food.

I love the Duchy Originals jams and lemonade (sorry, lemon freshener), but the oaten biscuits are close to true heaven. Try 'em with a sliver of strong cheddar and a dollop of onion marmalade and... oooooh! OK so they're all bloody expensive, but, trust me, it's worth it and they're locally produced and organic to boot.

Unfortunately Sainsbury's don't agree, as they've just sacked poor Chuck as a supplier.