The Crow Road?
You've probably seen the fuss over Sheryl Crow's one-sheet-wiping solution to the consumption of loo roll problem. The thing that really bothers me is that she says: " I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required".
Industrious? Is this not one scenario where working smarter would beat working harder hands down? And if you think that pun is bad, wait til tomorrow's papers get their teeth into this one.